December 2009
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-27) →
Jay-Z (5)
Kanye West (3)
2 Pac (2)
Rick Ross (1)
Jay-Z Ft. Alicia Keys (1)
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-20) →
Britney Spears (27)
Lady GaGa (13)
Amy Winehouse (12)
Rihanna (9)
Beyoncé (7)
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Bold Anything True
I’m loud.
I’m obnoxious. I’m sarcastic.
I’m cocky. I cry easily.
I have a bad temper.
For the most part, I don’t like people. I’m easy to get along with.
I like to fight.
I have more enemies than friends.
I’ve smoked. I’ve smoked weed. I drink coffee.
I clean my room daily.
My Appearance
I’m shorter than 5’5. I wear makeup.
I wear a piece of jewlery at all times.
I wear contacts.
I...
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Quotes from the premiere of The Jersey Shore
Samantha 'Sammie'/ 'Sam'/ 'Sweetheart, Pauly D The DJ, Jennifer 'JWOWW', Mike 'The Situation', Angelina 'Jolie', Ronnie, Vinny, Nicole 'Snookie'/'Snickers'/'Snookers',
Pauly D: There's no way I'm going to Jersey without my mangel.
JWOWW: I am like a praying mantis. After I have sex with a guy I will rip their head off.
The Situation: My abs are so ripped up it's called 'the situation.'
The Situation: You can hate on me all you want to, but what can you possibly say to somebody who looks like Rambo, pretty much, without his shirt off?
Snookie: I'm the Kim Kardashian of Staten Island, baby.
Jolie: I feel this job is beneath me. I'm a bartender. I do great things.
Ronnie: That's what you get from putting a fat girl's ass in your face. That's how you get pink eye.
Snookie: Me, I'm on the outcast.
Pauly D: I represent Italians, family, hair gel and tanning.
The Situation: Everybody loves me... ladies, dogs, girls, cougars... Mass appeal.
Random Girls/ The Situation: I love the situation!
The Situation: Whaddya lookin' at tough guy?!
Pauly D: The situation is like, there's a situation...
Vinny: Let's get filthy, creepy and weird.
Pauly D: I got a fucking tanning bed in my place, that's how serious I am about being a Guido and living up to that lifestyle.
Pauly D: It takes me 25 minutes to do my hair and it comes out perfect every single time.
Sweetheart: I'm the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet but don't fuck with me.
Ronnie: Your bank account can be low, but you always gotta look good — always have to get a new haircut, always gotta wear new sneakers, always gotta look fresh.
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-13) →
Rihanna (23)
Lady GaGa (23)
Shakira (13)
Glee Cast (11)
Barbra Streisand & Burt Bacharach (10)
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I fly like paper, get high like planes
(via pokemonmistress)
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I’m on a mission, and it involves some heavy touchin’, yea.
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"You make a beautiful bride"
gleeky:
fuckyeahjaymamays:
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Glee 113 ("Sectionals")
Figgins: Sue. The directors both from the Jane Adams Academy and Haverbrook School for the Deaf have informed me that you gave them the New Directions set list.
Sue: You have no proof.
Figgins: The set lists were on Cheerios letterhead.
Sue: I didn't do it.
Figgins: They say 'from the desk of Sue Sylvester'.
Sue: Circumstantial evidence.
Figgins: They're written in your handwriting.
Sue: Forgeries.
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Corbin Bleu (HSM alum) cast as Usnavi in In The...
Broadwayworld Messageboards
rwu2010:
Corbin Bleu in January? Hold up just a minute
I think In The Heights just pushed it to the limit
Lin, you created the great role of Usnavi
Sendin it off to the talented Javi
But now you let the Disney boy in on your show?
Even if he can sing, can he really hold the flow?
He’s out of his league with all the Puerto Ricans
No way he can pass for an...
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COULDNTKEEPHER.TUMBLR.COM > clutchmypearls.tumblr.com
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Public embarrassment is really very liberating. You really stop caring about...
– Jessica Cutler Her book was hella slutty and obnoxious but this is very funny.
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